I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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