"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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