Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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