I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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