Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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