oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I can't turn off my feet"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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