Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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