It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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