i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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