I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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