yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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