No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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