i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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