its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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