Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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