Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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