Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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