: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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