So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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