ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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