If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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