I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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