Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
