Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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