alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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