i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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