So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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