I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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