he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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