Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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