i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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