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i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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