just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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