i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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