My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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