i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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