from now on my penis is your penis
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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