Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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