i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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