i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I touched a dick in church today
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
