I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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