i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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