i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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