why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The struggles of a small town man whore
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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