I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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