sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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