you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
