he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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