I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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