i jhust puked up my retainher.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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