I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
