I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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