out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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