Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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