Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
we're making bets on your personal life
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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