I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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