I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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