would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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