I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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