Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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