.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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