idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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