i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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