just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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